Soggy Dog Food is Good
Woof woof whimper. Whimper whine whine. Woof woof whine. Whimper whine whine.
Woof woof woof. Woof woof woof. Bark! Bark bark bark! Yip yip yip yip yip!
Woof woof woof. Woof woof woof. Woof woof woof. Woof woof woof.
Woof woof bark! Yip yip yip yip yip!
Translated from Dog:
Daddy took me to a scary place today. A man in a white coat put me on a scale and looked all around my body. The place smelled like pee. I smelled dogs and cats being scared too.
But after that place, Daddy put some water in my food. It made my food soggy and moist. And yummy! OMG it was so good! Thank you Daddy thank you!
I wonder if the man in the white coat told him to do that. I haven’t been eating because the food smelled yucky. It’s the same food Daddy always gives me. Except it was near the bottom of the bag and smelled yucky.
Now that Daddy is putting water into my food, it tastes so good now! Thank you Daddy thank you!
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