Jun
17
2009
Lying Down Spread Eagle
For some reason, Mocha loves to lie down with his legs spread eagle on the carpet. It’s like he’s rubbing his junk on the rug. (Shagging the shag… carpet? Nyuck nyuck nuyck.) Maybe it feels good? A form of doggie masturbation, perhaps?
Bet you’ve never heard those two words together before. Doggie masturbation. That would be a good name for a band.
Whatever the case, I feel like I should shampoo the carpet now.
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